I HATE JOSHES BIKE):
YUP, THAT IS THE BEASTIE IN THE PICTURE ABOVE. (THE BLACK ONE, THE LEGS ARE JOSH.) SO, IN CASE YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I HATE IT, HERE'S WHY!
JOSH AND I WERE DOING OUR SECOND DAY OF RIDING TOGETHER. ME ON HIS GREEN SOMETHINGSOMETHING BIKE AND HIM ON THAT BMX / STUNT BIKE(I GUESS?). JOSH WAS DOING HIS BUNNY HOPS AND 180S AND TOBOGAN AND ALL THAT AND I WANTED TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE BMX AND THE GREEN BIKE. SO, I HOPPED ONTO THE BMX AND TOOK A GO AT IT. GOLLY, DID I COME TO REGRET IT AT THE END. SO THERE I WAS TRYING TO GET A GRIP ON THE BRAKE-LESS, LOW SEATED MEANIE. AND YEAH! I FINALLY GOT IT! PEDALPEDALPEDAL I WENT. THEN I CAME TO AN AREA OUTSIDE MY HOUSE (WHERE I WAS RIDING) WHERE IT WAS EITHER TURN AOUND OR GO DOWN A STEEP SLOPE. I REALISED IT WAS TO LATE TO TURN AROUND AND I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO GO DOWN THE SLOPE. OMG, THE WIND HITTING MY FACE, THE ADRENALINE, EVERYTHING WAS BEAUTIFUL UNTIL I REACHED THE END AND OH POOPIE. THERE WERE NO BRAKES.
CHOICELESS, I DECIDED TO ATTEMP TO JUMP OFF THE BIKE. I'VE SEEN JOSHES BMX VIDEOS OF GUYS DOING IT AND THEY JUMPED OFF SCRAPE-LESS. SO, I DID IT.
SILLY ME, RIGHT? JEEZ. BUT I DIDNT KNOW IT THEN, I THOUGHT I WAS PRETTY SMART TO THINK OF THAT! SO I JUMPED OFF AND DO YOU SEE THAT PICTURE OF A BIKE DOWN THERE? IT'S AN OLD PICTURE BUT SINCE THEN, JOSH "DYED" THE BIKE BLACK. IT WAS DYED GREEN BEFORE. ANYWAYS! SEE THOSE CIRCLES? THOSE ARE THE PLACES WHERE I BRUISED AND CUT, SCRAPED, HAD SKIN COME OFF TO THE ROAD, HAD BLOOD RAINING OUT FROM. OMG, IT STILL HURTS LIKE A B*TCH): I FELL ONTO THE AREA LABELLED A AND MY RIGHT FOOT GOT CAUGHT IN AREA LABELLED B. SIGH, SO NOW, I'VE GOT NEW AWESOME HOLES IN ME)': AND GOLLY, IT HURT SO VERY MUCH WHEN I HAD TO CLEAN IT WITH DETTOL. ALL THE WHILE, JOSH WAS STANDING THERE LAUGHIN AND HAVING A GOOD TIME WATCHING ME SUFFER BUT HE DID HELP ME UP THE SLOPE WHEN I FLEW OFF THE BIKE.
THEN, HE SAID, "UHH.. NAT, WHY DIDNT YOU LET YOUR LEGS SLOW YOU DOWN?" PFFT, THIS JUST PROVES MY KLUTZINESS.
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